Scene from a previous CPAC cosplay
So it’s official: paranoid gun-licking insane person Wayne LaPierre, Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy, and the notable conspiracy theorist (the nonexistent “Friends of Hamas”) smear impresario Ben Shapiro are invited to the annual Wingnuttian festival of hate, but gay conservative group GOProud was told to pound the pavement because: “Gay”.
So right there you have everything you need to know about CPAC: Guns, God, and no Gays. How’s that rebranding working for you boys?
Anyway, you can see the entire schedule here. My favorite session to imagine is entitled “The Future of the Movement: Winning withGeneration X/Y” which I’m sure will have living fossils like Phyllis Schlafly and the exhumed remains of Saint Ronnie on display; perhaps in a diorama with Jeebus and a dinosaur? Maybe Marco “Big Gulp” Rubio will spin some Tupac.