Sooner or later, everything Monty Python ever mocked becomes true.
Anyway, The National Review claims that God wants you to be armed. Trust them, they are experts when it comes to Bible stuff (See Lo, K., Our Lady of the Sarah Lee Cheesecake).
(Fair Warning! The link takes you to the Blog at Poo Corner, the National Review Online, the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information super highway.)