The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 5 – a day for Traitor Joe

xmas card 5a

A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of wingnuts than you’ve ever seen
They’d run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the Liebercorn

There was greedy billionaires and teabagging geese
Some adams apple annies and a chimpy please
The GOP is just a place for rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
The loveliest of all was the Liebercorn

The Santorum seen some poor people and it made him insane
And He says, “Stand back, I’m going to make climate change”
He says, “Pray to St Ronnie, he’ll tell you what to do
Build a floating zoo,
and take some of those…

St Ronnie was there to answer the call
He finished up fixing the vote just as the rain started to fall
He marched the ‘baggers in two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Liebercorn,

And St Ronnie looked out through the driving rain
Them Liebercorns were hiding, playing traitor games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them traitor Liebercorns

The voters started moving, drowning from the climate change
The Liebercorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That’s why you never see Liebercorns to this very day

We still have greedy billionaires and teabagging geese
Some adams apple annies and a chimpy please
The GOP is just a place for rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
We ain’t gonna see no Liebercorns

0 thoughts on “The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 5 – a day for Traitor Joe

  1. Very disturbing imagery here Axel, I worry about you at times.

    I hop Leiberstrom goes off to the land of wherever and perhaps wither away, yet I fear he will become another microphone sucker on the Sunday teevee like Grampy is now. Oh the humanity!

    Like this

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