0 thoughts on “The War on Christmas is over!

  1. I am more bah humbug than usual today. But that whole “Say Merry Christmas” schtick? Today it makes me want to be 35 years younger so I can start a stripper career with the name
    “Cherry Mistmas”!

  2. Hey Petunia, rules are there to protect the minority, not to make it convenient for you to piss off a whole Arab Nation. Stop pouting about this “one person can take Christmas away from everyone else” crap, your face looks worse than usual when you don’t agree with Frick and Frack there.

    Last, but certainly not least:

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ONLY THE MORONS WHO WATCH YOU GIVE A BIG FAT FURRY RATS ASS THAT YOU THINK THIS IS A WAR???

    Go to your room.

  3. Back in the fifties, the Neanderthal forebearers of today’s troglodyte Xian Xrazies made it especially difficult for me to write out Christmas greetings, when I was still learning to print, by declaring that the word “Xmas” was verboten.

    They didn’t call it a war back then. Instead they ramped up an arrogant “Put Christ back in Christmas” campaign each December. A burden, for obvious reasons, to small businesses housed in shops with narrow show windows.

    Obviously the Holy Joes don’t have enough to do, ever since they gave up Bible study for proselyting whatever the fuck they feel in the leathery confines of their Xian hearts.

    Nothing, it seems, will convince them to fulfill any useful service to their communities, but taxing them might direct their energies in more entertaining directions.

Go ahead, Punk, make my day

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