News from Alaskastan

TMZ tells us that poor part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, her life is one long Telemundo-style novella. Today we learn that yet another member of her clan, Tick/Tack/Toe? (the heir apparent) is divorcing Britta Hanson, the high-school gal he knocked-up and shot-gun married.

Grandma Mooselini must be devastated as now the parents of all of her 2 (or maybe 3) grandchildren are unmarried.

Like all divorce stories (and cotillion announcements), there is information on the now eligible bachelor: “Track is an Army reservist and served time in Iraq. He’s a commercial fisherman and plans to go back to college.”

Sounds like quite a catch. Marry the fisherman ladies, and you’ll eat for a lifetime, as the expression goes… but you’ll have griftzilla for a mother-in-law.


0 thoughts on “News from Alaskastan

  1. Tracker plans to go back to college and I plan on losing 20 pounds. One’s as likely as the other.

    I have my hopes set on Piper Cub turning out halfway decent.


  2. They forgot to mention anything about Britta. *

    Britta is a former pregnant teen who served over a lustrum as daughter-in-law to Barracuda Grizzly. She plans to co-author a true-life adventure story with Piper Palin titled, “Two Boobs Under The Big Tent.”

    * Britta is believed to have been named after unsullied water.



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