0 thoughts on “Happy Hannukkah

  1. Oy gevalt! Don’t those goyim know that latkes, gelt, and kugel are just what the doctor ordered?

    I went home for the Shabbos,
    The way I always do.
    How am I to show, that I’m an observant Jew?
    I was gambling with a dreidel,
    I took a little risk.
    Send latkes, gelt, and kugel.
    Invite me to the bris.

    I’m the innocent bystander,
    And somehow I got stuck.
    Between a rock and a hard place,
    Oy vey, I’m a schmuck.

    They took me for a gonif.
    A shyster, to be sure.
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel
    To show my heart is pure.

    Send latkes, gelt and kugel!
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel!

    It’s a shonda for the goyim,
    The way it all went down
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel
    Before I leave this town.

  2. The Supreme Court successfully assisted the republican party in stealing the election and installing a group of war criminals while paving the way for corporations and wall street to buy the elections and fleece the American people.

Go ahead, Punk, make my day

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