Wow – Jim DeMint, the only member of Congress who knows Michele Bachmann’s safe word and the location of her reset button, is leaving the hallowed chambers of “the world’s most exclusive debate club” to run Phyllis Schlafly’s retirement home for aged wingnuts, The Heritage Foundation.
Republican Gov. Nikki Haley will appoint his successor to the Senate. I’m sure Senator Huckleberry Closetcase will consult to find a suitable, well, suitor.
I’m sure that The Heritage Foundation will continue to operate at the same high-level standards as always.