“You don’t have to be a member of the body to be speaker [of the House].”
–Louie Gohmert, of Texas, as he nominated staff-banging serial adulterer and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to be the new Speaker of the House. He allegedly nominated Newticles during a closed-door meeting, according to a source inside the room.
Hey, Texas! How about if just Louie seceded? His mind has already gone! Cheap!