An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse

Overheard

Adelson: I hear coins dropping from the slot – that must be my iPhone, someone bring me my iPhone built by that commie Apple company
ipsa
Who is this turd blossom? Did someone spray my private bathroom with Glade?

IPKR
Shelley, its Karl. Sorry about that election last Tuesday.

ipsa
Oh it’s you! Vhat’s the matter with you. Is this how you get turn-out? You sound like a Vashington finocchio that cries like a voman.

IPKR
Forget American Crossroads, I got a better idea – a sure thing. This time I am even going to use science for just us boys – straight from those commies at the Obama-run NASA

ipsa
{to his son I’m a little worried about this Rove fellow…Go to the Trumps and make them think that you’re not too happy with our family. And find out what you can.} Vhat’s your idea Karl?

IPKR
There is this planet orbiting the star HD-40307 that was discovered on Wednesday, right after Obama suppressed the vote. It is a Super Earth. With another $400 million we could build a rocket ship and start our own planet – but we have to get their before Obama socializes it.

ipsa
Can I have the exclusive on a Sands franchise there? Vhat’s my guarantee the planet will be ours? There was much blood spilled this past Tuesday

IPKR
I don’t like violence, Shelly. I’m a businessman; blood is a big expense.  But we can rename NASA to the National Aeronautics for Sheldon Adelson

ipsa
Ok Karl, you have the $400 million but some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day accept this as a gift for you electoral disaster.  Bye Karl

Adelson: Rove’s a pimp. He never could’ve out-fought Axelrod. But I didn’t know until this day that it was Romney who sucked all along.

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