How little things change

Pamphlet of National Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage (circa 1910), but it might as well be Ann Coulter or Phyllis Schalafly a century later.

Housewives!



You do not need a ballot to clean out your sink spout. A handful of potash and some boiling water is quicker and cheaper.



If new tinware be rubbed all over with fresh lard, then thoroughly heated before using, it will never rust.



Use oatmeal on a damp cloth to clean white paint.



Control of the temper makes a happier home than control of elections.



When boiling fish or fowls, add juice of half a lemon to the water to prevent discolorations.



Celery can be freshened by being left over night in a solution of salt and water.



Good cooking lessons alcoholic cravings quicker than a vote.



Why vote for pure food laws, when your husband does that, while you can purify your Ice-box with saleratus water?



Common sense and common salt applications stop hemorrhage quicker than ballots.



Clean your mirrors with water to which a little glycerine has been added. This prevents steaming and smoking.



Sulpho naphthol and elbow grease drive out bugs quicker than political hot air.



To drive out mice, scatter small pieces of camphor in cupboards and drawers. Peddlers and suffs are harder to scare.



To remove shine from serge, sponge with hot water and vinegar and press in usual manner.



Clean houses and good homes, which cannot be provided by legislation, keep children healthier and happier than any number of uplift laws.



Butter on a fresh burn takes out the sting. But what removes the sting of political defeat?


Clean dirty wall paper with fresh bread.



When washing colored hosiery, a little salt in the water will prevent colors from running.



If an Anti swallows bichloride, give her whites of eggs, but if it’s a suff, give her a vote.




Spot Removers



The following methods for removing spots and stains will be found efficacious.



Grass stains may be removed from linen with alcohol.



Fruit stains may be removed in the same way, but hot alcohol works quicker.



To remove axle grease, soften first with lard.



Kerosene removes vaseline marks.



Sour milk removes ink spots.



Discolorations and stains on bath enamel may be removed by turpentine.



Leather stains on light colored hosiery may be removed by borax.



There is, however, no method known by which mud-stained reputation may be cleaned after bitter political campaigns.

 


Vote NO on Woman Suffrage



BECAUSE 90% of the women either do not want it, or do not care.



BECAUSE it means competition of women with men instead of co-operation.



BECAUSE 80% of the women eligible to vote are married and can only double or annul their husband’s votes.



BECAUSE it can be of no benefit commensurate with the additional expense involved.



BECAUSE in some States more voting women than voting men will place the Government under petticoat rule.



BECAUSE it is unwise to risk the good we already have for the evil which may occur.

(Hat Tip: Scissorhead Lambchop via the tip line)

0 thoughts on “How little things change

  1. BECAUSE in some States more voting women than voting men will place the Government under petticoat rule.

    Shit yeah! Sign me up.

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