Get your spitballs ready, and put on your propeller beanies. It is time we got serious.
We’ve long had a sobriquet for Petunia…
…but we’ve struck out with a loving nickname for The Dumb One:
…and The Other Dumb One seems sort of derivative:
Help us give them names worthy of Petunia.
The prize? An original, signed cartoon (photoshop) of the three of them, delivered to you. Put your nominations in the comments, and the MPS Super-Team will vote on a winner in a completely opaque, non-binding way, whenever we get around to it. Bribes are not beneath us (this is the US, after all), and toadying is encouraged.
Now, get cracking!