Lady Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons is aghast and appalled that slug-like vermin leader of her political party (“the party of Ronald Wilson Reagan, the greatest president of the last half of the last century, maybe the greatest president ever”) would deign to talk about lady parts and call ladies sluts, whores, and demand online videos of her gentle ablutions.
“Verily, thou art piggish, uncouth Sir Limbaugh! You should have called thine womyn a wanton strumpet. To a nunnery! Get thee hence!”
Noonan then finished her pitcher of Mai Tai and sang a sea chanty. The end.