Everything about this ad…

…is true:

Let’s review the messaging, shall we:

  • Frothy is a cardboard cutout? TRUE!
  • Willard cannot hit his target even with an automatic weapon? TRUE!
  • Everything near Frothy gets covered in Santorum at some point? TRUE!

Oh, yeah: Frothy approved this message.

9 thoughts on “Everything about this ad…

    • Given Frothy’s Google Problem, I have a really hard time believing that he doesn’t see that this looks like he is exploding Santorum all over the walls in rapid fire. Jeebus, what a dunce.

      Rgds,

      TG

  1. Y’know, I hate to break it to you folks, but Mittens’ “Massachusetts Miracle” really was pretty much the model for Obummer’s Historically Historic Healthcare Reform — the corporate giveaways, the leaving the people responsible for the mess in charge, the mandatory purchase of corporate health insurance as a condition of citizenship, pretty much all of it.

    Yeah, sure, Santorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, and yeah, Limbaugh is a bloated, trash-mouthed oxycontin junkie, but here they manage to get something right in the same way that a busted clock is still right twice a day.

    I now see the real reason that the Obamabots would rather have their man run against Frothy. It’s not because Frothy is a batshit howler who’s damaged the Goofy Meter beyond repair and would make even a mealy-mouthed centrist like Obummer look good; it’s because they’re scared to death of having their man running against a white clone of himself — a rich, entitled, overeducated preppie snot, a bland corporate stooge with a singular talent for making even the most horrific, draconian right-wing austerity measures seem palatable.

    I’m sure this is going to piss some of you off, but hey, life’s a bitch.

  2. Tengrain, you forgot one:

    It takes real talent to accidentally shoot yourself in the chest with an assault rifle.

    TRUE: The $10,000 Bet, “I don’t care about poor people,” et fucking cetera.

  3. Another truth: The Dog Strapped to the Roof can’t win Mittens many friends, either. It’s now a staple on Letterman, a man who knows how to beat a joke to death.

  4. It takes real talent to accidentally shoot yourself in the chest with an assault rifle.

    Shit, yeah; those things are heavier than they look.

    TRUE: The $10,000 Bet, “I don’t care about poor people,” et fucking cetera.

    It’s shit like that which makes me wonder if these doorknobs are really paying attention when they mouth off like that, or if they really just don’t give a shit anymore. My money’s on them just not giving a shit anymore; they probably think The People are so beaten down and demoralized by now that they can just pop off with any kind of crass, thoughtless crap they want.

    Another truth: The Dog Strapped to the Roof can’t win Mittens many friends, either. It’s now a staple on Letterman, a man who knows how to beat a joke to death.

    Yeah, and Liberals really know how to beat a sensationalistic but essentially irrelevant horror story about a GOP politician to death. Mittens just made his dog ride on the roof; Obama and his SuperPAC and Wall Street buddies are making the whole goddamn’ country “ride on the roof”.

Go ahead, Punk, make my day

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