Man beaten by Kangaroo in Wingnut’s District

Ohiostan is the home of vicious wingnuts and it seems, kangaroos. Coincidence?

Middle Class, Like Me

Willard whose vast wealth is estimated to be between $190M and $250M claims to be just another unemployed slob trying to make a go of it in the Socialist Kenyan Usurper’s America:

“And that’s the middle class,” Romney continued. “It’s not those in the low end; it’s certainly not those in the very high end. It’s for the great middle class – the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country.”

I have had to tear down my beach-front mansion so many times, I’ve lost count.

(CBS)

Bad Ads, cont.

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It’s gotta be a fake. If it’s not, well, so much for happy meals.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Good News, Bad News

Good news: students, you can stop studying now, the colleges want rich kids who can pay full tuition without financial aid.

Bad news: students, you can stop studying now, the colleges want rich kids who can pay full tuition without financial aid.

Welcome to class-based America.

(Inside Higher Ed)

Bad Ads, cont.

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“Doctor, I had the strangest dreams last night…”

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Odd, I thought she was an expert…

…in mental retardation

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“All I was doing is relaying what a woman had said,” Bachmann told The Associated Press after touring a manufacturer in Waterloo. “I relayed what she said. I wasn’t attesting to her accuracy. I wasn’t attesting to anything.”

Which I suppose is why she’s been repeating it all week. What a doucherocket.

(Boston.com)

Bad Ads, cont.

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They say clothes make the man, but I’m guessing just about anyone could make him.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Garrrrgh, me mateys

Shiver me timbers! How come none o’ ye sea monkey’s reminded yer ol’ ‘Grain that t’day be Talk Like A Pirate Day? Avast! No ration o’ rum for thee t’night, and p’haps ye might walk the plank to Davey Jones’ locker!

(History.com)

Paranoid wingnut wants civil war

Perpetually hung-over Furry closet case Andrew Breitbart is sick of being bullied. (What?)

No matter what the issue is, Andrew Breitbart is the victim, and so he wants someone to shoot the first bullet in the new Civil War, (Against Union General Janeane Garofalo who is leading the troops? Yes. What? Who knows, he’s drunk again) because he’s had it with mean people on Twitter calling him gay.

Oh, and he wants to scare Katie Couric’s teen agers. Are they boys? Maybe.

Shorter Paul Ryan:

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“The Georgia Plan, where you don’t pay your workers? I’m cool with that.”

(HuffPo)