Middle Class, Like Me

Willard whose vast wealth is estimated to be between $190M and $250M claims to be just another unemployed slob trying to make a go of it in the Socialist Kenyan Usurper’s America:

“And that’s the middle class,” Romney continued. “It’s not those in the low end; it’s certainly not those in the very high end. It’s for the great middle class – the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country.”

I have had to tear down my beach-front mansion so many times, I’ve lost count.

(CBS)

Odd, I thought she was an expert…

…in mental retardation

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“All I was doing is relaying what a woman had said,” Bachmann told The Associated Press after touring a manufacturer in Waterloo. “I relayed what she said. I wasn’t attesting to her accuracy. I wasn’t attesting to anything.”

Which I suppose is why she’s been repeating it all week. What a doucherocket.

(Boston.com)

Paranoid wingnut wants civil war

Perpetually hung-over Furry closet case Andrew Breitbart is sick of being bullied. (What?)

No matter what the issue is, Andrew Breitbart is the victim, and so he wants someone to shoot the first bullet in the new Civil War, (Against Union General Janeane Garofalo who is leading the troops? Yes. What? Who knows, he’s drunk again) because he’s had it with mean people on Twitter calling him gay.

Oh, and he wants to scare Katie Couric’s teen agers. Are they boys? Maybe.