Monthly Archives: September 2011

Man beaten by Kangaroo in Wingnut’s District

Ohiostan is the home of vicious wingnuts and it seems, kangaroos. Coincidence?

Posted in snark | 9 Comments

Middle Class, Like Me

Willard whose vast wealth is estimated to be between $190M and $250M claims to be just another unemployed slob trying to make a go of it in the Socialist Kenyan Usurper’s America: “And that’s the middle class,” Romney continued. “It’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, snark, Willard | 4 Comments

Bad Ads, cont.

It’s gotta be a fake. If it’s not, well, so much for happy meals. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Good News, Bad News

Good news: students, you can stop studying now, the colleges want rich kids who can pay full tuition without financial aid. Bad news: students, you can stop studying now, the colleges want rich kids who can pay full tuition without … Continue reading

Posted in blood sucking leeches, class warfare, education | 8 Comments

Bad Ads, cont.

“Doctor, I had the strangest dreams last night…” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Posted in Badvertising | 4 Comments

Odd, I thought she was an expert…

…in mental retardation “All I was doing is relaying what a woman had said,” Bachmann told The Associated Press after touring a manufacturer in Waterloo. “I relayed what she said. I wasn’t attesting to her accuracy. I wasn’t attesting to … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Teabaggers, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Bad Ads, cont.

They say clothes make the man, but I’m guessing just about anyone could make him. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in Badvertising | 5 Comments

Garrrrgh, me mateys

Shiver me timbers! How come none o’ ye sea monkey’s reminded yer ol’ ‘Grain that t’day be Talk Like A Pirate Day? Avast! No ration o’ rum for thee t’night, and p’haps ye might walk the plank to Davey Jones’ … Continue reading

Posted in snark | 7 Comments

Paranoid wingnut wants civil war

Perpetually hung-over Furry closet case Andrew Breitbart is sick of being bullied. (What?) No matter what the issue is, Andrew Breitbart is the victim, and so he wants someone to shoot the first bullet in the new Civil War, (Against … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Shorter Paul Ryan:

“The Georgia Plan, where you don’t pay your workers? I’m cool with that.” (HuffPo)

Posted in Rat Bastards, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments