The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing… I’m very known for fixing things and making things work,” Fuermann said, adding that he believes his meditation helped fix a friend’s Flip video camera. “I visualize things working and hold the belief that they actually work.
— Carl Fuermann, a staff member in the University of Colorado’s Registrar Office.
Sweet baby Jeebus on a pogo stick! That’s just one step removed from Chimpy’s GOPers creating their own reality!
(Hat tip: SkinnyDennis)